Canned Thoughts

Welcome2020!

If Memes are a thing, then Memas are a Pinoy thing

Knock knock Who's there Nozei shomeisho Nozei shomeisho who? To the tune of Nosi balasi by SAMPAGUITA  "Nozei nozei shomeisho zeino zeino ba zilaha Nozei nozei shomeishooooo! zeino zeino ba zilaha"

11/14/2019 SBR Nation Sweets, Bike, Ramen

Sinnabon Laundry

Sinong director ang may four toes? Edi si Jude Apatows

11/2 12:00 Cooked spam, and Samyang Spicy Noodles I dub it SPAM YANG

F: Matalino yan si Kaya. Magiging summa cum laude yan! K: Oo nga, matalino talaga! F: Ako Sumo cum laude lang eh!

Kay: Anong pangalan ng magiging manager mo? F: Mark Erben K: Knock knock F: Who's there K: Erben F: Erben who ? K: Erben boooooday. yeaaaah.. Rock your boooodey . .yeaaah.

10/26/2019 Family had Champorado for breakfast Francis: knock knock Kay: Who's there Francis: Tuyo, Champorado To the tune of South Border - Love of my Life Tuyuuuuuuuuu Forever starts from now Champura duuuuuuuuuuu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es2qN-r4eiY

She has evolved. From Kyutikels To Byutikels

Stambay cafe

K: Ilagay mo ung OEC sa lugar na madaling mahugot para sa immigration F:Kahit saan yan ilagay madali lang yan mahugot. OEC eh! Oh easy

We received a sarimanok-esque toy from Ninong Max (restaurant) on baby Kaya's reception/kainan after her baptism. The Sarimanok comes with complete necktie and suit. Similar to a salaryman in Japan. I therefore call it SalaryManok. You heard it here first. #salaryman #salarymanok

F:Anong hayop ang German? K:German shepherd? F:pwede! K:Germs? F:pwede! K:ano? F:Edi Alemango

Knock knock Who's there? Chapati Chapati who? Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with Chapati Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with Chapati Song: Shape of You Artist: Ed Sheeran #chapati #knockknock

Kay: Bili na tayo nung Milton sanitiser para mabilis malinis yung baby bottles Francis: Knock knock Kay: Who's there Francis: Milton Kay: Milton who? Francis: "Alexander a milton My name is Alexander a milton And there's a million things I haven't done But just you wait, just you wait..."

eatadakimasu

I also resigned today I am Tony Porker

Kay: Tanggalin na natin ung patch ng vaccine. Kaya lang para di mag swell kelangan daw lagyan ng ice sabi ng pediatrician Grandma Winda: Anong kelangan nya? Francis: Ice ice baby po