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Antigen Test

Ang tagal naman ng results nung Antigen test...no?  Eh syempre antay-gen nga e! Talagang mag aantay tayo

インソムニヤ

Di ko naman kasal  Di naman ako nagkaroon ng GF ngayon Di naman manganganak si misis Di naman ako nag-inom magdamag Di naman ako nag tournament ng counterstrike  Di naman ko makatulog Expensive hotels are overrated. Fuck. Cant even get !@#$&%! here Fuck Damn it this is fucked  Ff*ffff fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck Baka dahil sa The Sandma na ito sa netflix  Hindi, kasi tanginang buhay to that's why

Hachu!

Kaya, what did pichu say when she wanted to sneeze? Pikhachu! https://tenor.com/bmBmp.gif

Velociraptor

 Anong paboritong kanta ng velociraptor? Edi.... NOSI... NOSI VELOCI!!! SINO... SINO VASILAAAA NOSI.. NOSI VELOCI!!! ZINO VASILA. TENENEE TENETENTENENENEEEENEEENEE Sang by Velocipastor

Kaya loves this joke

F: kaya what is the insect that is waiting? A???? chocho matte 蝶蝶 K:Ahihihi brrrr

じょうずジュース

 じょうず Juice

Labandera

Sawa nako maglaba araw araw Why not let others do the laundry  bubbles paraiso Get her for marketing purposes Labandera.com Enroll other trusted laundry providers. Use the cloud.  Let interns do the job Get business advise  Accounting  Kay is basically passionate about cleanliness Main pitch is we won't lose your medyas too Free coffee for self service Death taxes and laundry 

Gift

 K: Anong gift gusto mo sa bday mo? F: Gusto ko ng Graphics Interface Format K: (no reaction) F: GIF yun! 
 Adobong hapon Jap soy sauce Ribs part 

Busicle

 f: "kaya how do you wanna go to the park? bus or bicycle?" k: "bike!" f: "how about both? busicle" k: (proceeds to laugh) She's 2 yo & 7 months

Bakirei

 f: mama alam mo magandang bakery na itayo natin? k:Ano? . . f: bakerei (bakery + kirei)

Coriander

 Ehhhh anong gulay ang Korean? Edi... Coriander 

Lab stery

Juice Bar

 ジュズ

FingerLickinGood

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Exhibit A. Kaya chan eating a lettuce leaf...  O kaya chan kain na nyang leaf at chicken. Pag pinag combine mo yan leacken . Finger leacken good!! Exhibit B. Kaya chan painting...  Ehhhh. Sinong japanese painter ang pinaka cute? Edi si pablo pikachu! 

Business

Business na tayo Franchise tayo ng sarili nating franchise. Franchastic TunaMeltJapMayo

The AlleyCat

 Tapos Pusakal yung logo , hindi Deer

Fish Burger

 Kaya chan. Anong fish ang burger? Ediiiii banggus burger. 

Sipunin

Kaya chaaaaan? Anong 🐴 ang sipunin? Edi... My little sipony! Achecheche #PinoyDadJokes