lordO'TheSoberRings turned Samurai-x turned wolverine

Initially, The Lord of the Sober Rings


This aint a samurai tactic. Nyahahaha.



Wolverine enters the scene after a week. Goodbye battousai.



Pano ba ililigtas ng musikero ang isang prinsesa laban sa isang dragon? depende sa style ng music nya! Read on:

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley
Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and
****s the princess.

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams
something completely undecipherable for about 2
minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a
white unicorn, escapes from he dragon, saves the
princess and they make love in an enchanted forest.

TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the
dragon, saves the princess and ****s her.......
easy and quick.

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some
friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many
more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without
the princess.

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship,
kills the dragon with his mighty axe, cooks and eats
it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and
burns the place before he leaves.

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the
dragon, ****s the princess and kills her, then
leaves.

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight,
kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the
castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he
impales the deflowered princess.

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the
dragon and spreads the guts in the front of the
castle, ****s the princess and kills her....then he
****s her dead body, slashes her belly open and
eats her guts, ****s the carcass for the third time,
burns the corpse and ****s it for the last time.

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the
size of the dragon and thinks that he never could
beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess
as well.

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with
a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the
dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques learned in the last year
of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is
now looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon
laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter,
he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint
the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives
wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of
fairy tale land by security guards.
1. How old will you be in five years?

-- sixty nine

2. Do you think you will be married by
then?
-- i will be marred by then

3. Next trip you are going to take?
-- pud trip

4. Do you collect anything? If so,
what is it?
-- honda

5. How many you got so far?
-- honda ng yapapa

6. Who is the biggest gossiper you
know?
-- si jobert remulla

7. What does your last text message
say?
-- bogli

8. If you could travel anywhere, where
would it be?
-- sa neurons

9. What is your heritage?
-- hairy

10. Current Crush?
-- si doktora

11. Window seat or aisle seat?
-- bull seat

12. Things you spend a lot of money
on?
- babae

13. Something you want, but know you
will never have?
-- sanity

14. Most amount of money you have ever
had in your hand?
-- negative one trillion

15. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA

16. What is your least fav. chore?
-- mag micro manage ng katulong.

17. Which TV Show do you wish would
come back?
-- the chorbaka

18. If you won the lottery, what would
you do?
-- bibilihin ang sweepstakes company

19. If you could only eat one food for
the rest of your life, what would it
be?
-- butterfly

20. Do you prefer to call or text?
-- i prefer to chenes

21. Who was the last person you
called?
-- can I call you mine!

22. Who was the last person to call
you?
-- momma mia (3x)

23. What is the main ring tone on your
phone?
-- super mario

24. What do you look forward to most
in the next six weeks?
-- SP tapos na

25. Would you rather sleep with
someone, else or alone?!!
-- else

26. Do you like to cuddle?
-- cuddle of filth

27. Do you eat out or stay at home?
-- home is where the stomach is

28. Can you drive a stick or
automatic?
-- kambyo

29. Have you ever run out of gas?
-- methane

30. Do you flirt a lot?
-- flirting is deangerous to your health

31. Any particular magazines you
read?
-- nursing mags!

32. Do you wish you were somewhere
else?
-- oo sa puso ni &#@^

33. Anything you regret?
-- si margret! bwaha

34. Choose one to have (wealth,
beauty, wisdom):
--

35. Name someone who made you smile
today?
-- si chorbaloo

36. When was the last time you said I
love you?
-- kanina

37. What do you drink most often?
-- danum

38. What was the last thing you had to
drink?
-- lambanog

39. Last thing u received in mail?
-- hindi thing yun e, data yun e

40. What is something you usually look
forward to everyday?
-- sagutin na ako, ng matamis na uu.
lol. uu.

41. What do you dip a chicken nugget
into?
-- laway

42. If given the chance, would you
swim with dolphins?
-- anong kalokohan to?

43. Do you want to cut your hair?
-- shave

44. Where do you wish you were?
-- sa comfort zone. haha

45. Do you miss someone?
-- miss universe, yung haponesa

46. What kind of makeup you wear?
-- whatdafak

47. What's your worst fear?
-- mga bading na baliw

48. Would you ever have plastic
surgery?
-- oo sa noo