Canned Thoughts

Putang ina totoo ba ang buhay? At totoo bang puchang biatch na maloophet ito? Is real Life real? Is life Really life? Kung ganoon kelangan ko ng time machine. At kelangan ko ng blackhole. At kelangan kong palitan ang spelling nitong kelangan. Dapat kailangan. MUST. KAILANGAN. MUDDA PUCKER. Grand mader packer. Nasa about one third na ako ng progress bar ko papunta kay death scyther. O M G. W T F. L M A O. Para akong naglaro ng text twist at ayaw i accept nung laro yung word na P U R E S T ayaw kaya matapos nung round sa P U R E S T. Kasi dapat daw E R U P T S yung six-letter word. Yun yata ang sikreto para hindi ma-game-over sa text twist. THINK NEGATIVE. hayup o! talaga bang walang word na P U R E S T. . . ? > > > Dahil kung walang word na ganoon. K A I L A N G A N kong baguhin ang set of principles ko sa buhay. Parang laro. Shit. Debug me o great yonder! Tae kang buhay ka! I accept mo kasi ang mga pinag iiiiisip ko. Men ang hasel.

Initially, The Lord of the Sober Rings This aint a samurai tactic. Nyahahaha. Wolverine enters the scene after a week. Goodbye battousai. Pano ba ililigtas ng musikero ang isang prinsesa laban sa isang dragon? depende sa style ng music nya! Read on: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and ****s the princess. GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from he dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest. TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and ****s her....... easy and quick. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives i

Bloody hell. Hospitalization. Injury. 4th time. 1st = my birth. 2nd = when I was 5 years old, I got stitched because of a major wrestling injury that caused people to see the skeletons of my fingers. 3rd = uhuh, circumcision. 4th = the following Following: Fastbreak kasi nun at gusto kong tapalan yung hinahabol kong fumafastbreak. Boom. Mid-level air crash flight sixty-nine. Bam! Blag. Akala nila may nag slamdunk kasi umalog nang matindi yung tonelada-heavy na ring. Ayun pagbangon ka nag pa pakshet na yung mga tao. shet shet AYAW tumigil nung dugo! ako naman, bwahaha. hayaan niyo ako. This is punishment for all the sins that I've done. Taenang basketball yan! Akala mo nag boxing ako e sa nangyari sa mukha ko. And to think na faggish fag yung U.P. Cells fag na naka banggaan ko! Whatthuf! Pero ok yung laro. 100 percent field goal percentage ko. Got 12 points in all. My best game so far as a pointguard. Medyo ine enjoy ko pa rin itong mukha ko, haha kung si kenshin himura ay samurai

Nakakatuwang maging senseless! Howhowhowhow. fwahahaha. rwahaha. awahahaha. nwahaha. cwahahaha is is senseless... Or baka desensitized?!

Refreshing Expeereeyuns. May bago akong writing style na pinapauso. Magulo. Sana sa future ganito na ang ituro sa mga eskwela writings. Magulo. The sicnarf method of thinking and writing. Senseless. KEYWORDS sa post na ito: REFRESHING, FRESH-NESS, FRESH, FRESH AIR, REFRESHER, REFRESHED Yun, ano ba ang gusto kong sabihin? Noong umuwi ako sa Baguio, sobrang na refresh ako sa mga objectives at outlook ko sa buhay. Siguro malaki yung naging effect nung environment, specifically yung bahay namin sa Baguio. Sobrang ganda na ng "hangin" doon sa amin. Nag mature na nang matindi yung pamilya namin. Unang una sa lahat, si Ryan yung seventeen year old brother ko na pinakabata sa aming mga lalake - tatay na siya! Pangalawa, automatic to, granpa at granma na sina pops at mama. Pangatlo, yung bunso namin, si Ynna, siya nalang ang walang trabaho. Hehe high school palang siya e. Pang-apat, lahat kaming magkakapatid technically wala nang bata ("Bata" pala para sa akin ay yung