Canned Thoughts

maganda panaginip ko ngayon. love story plus orcs and humans [the condemned], avatar the last airbender, magic the gathering, metalocalypse, lots and lots of new breeds of monsters. may sobrang cool na thunderhorse na nangangain ng lahat ng madaanan niya. nung una kinakain niya lang yung forest, tas biglang nakahanap siya ng urban area. wasak! may nalapitan siyang isang tao taena bigla siyang nag dissolve. tostado yung utak ko sa panaginip na yun. the best. next time iiwan ko uling nag p play lang ng mp3s yung lappie ko bago matulog. sarap. Magkakasamang namumuhay yung orcs and humans sa isang giant prison camp. fuck astig. hardcore violence talaga. woohoo. ganda ng soundtrack. metalan. walang kulay mga panaginip diba? kaso dun puro pula nakikita ko. dugo. dugo.

Masarap na nakakatakot yung panaginip ko. Spiderman ala Prisonbreak Game. I don't know how this dream started pero alam ko kung paano nagtapos. Yung terrain ay parang yung map sa Counterstrike na pinaghalong cs_deathmatch at de_vertigo. Natapos siya sa terrain na kamukha ng pataas sa bahay namin sa baguio. Bundok na walang katapusan. ang hirap i describe. Random places where I try to get out. Random people who try to lock me up again. Ang daya. Akala mo nakalabas ka na. kasi sapot here sapot there. Pero malamang hindi pa. kalokohan. Pahirap nang pahirap habang nakakalayo ka ng lugar. Panaginip na nga lang nauubusan pa ng stamina ampucha. May fatigue!@#$% parang yung dota sa facebook. Kalokohan. You get to fight a big bad-ass lion. Cross the stream of life. Gagapangin mo yun. Helicopter race. Kamukha ni officer Bellick yung tarantado sa warehouse na kakalabanin mo gazillion times para magising. May mirror match pa. Taena. masyadong madaling tumakas. pero pagkatapos mong maka break m

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THROUGHPUT. THRURURURURU

[ABSTRACT] A generalized Qt-based development framework was created for image analysis and image processing purposes. Qt widgets for graphics viewing were used to build an easy-to-use, efficient, modular, expandable, flexible, portable and reliable image analysis GUI. The framework includes the integration of the imagelab library. Other tools used were chainlink and Qwt plotting library. [/ABSTRACT] Cramachine. Ito palang nagagawa ko. Not nohoys! nohoys!

1+1=2 2+2=4 8=D

a poem as lovely as a tree. I think that I shall never drink a jinacolada as fast and furious that is free. taena, na so fast ako dun kagabi. damn. sorry talaga sa mga nadamage kong mga alumni, brods at especially sisses. sarili ko din. taena sakit ng buong katawan ko lalo na ulo ko. puro sugat nanaman. sorry talaga sa mga na damage ko internally, externally, physically, mentally, emotionally, socially at kung-ano-man-ally. Di ko na talaga alam mangyayari pero hindi nako muling manginginom irresponsibly. Demmit walang wala ma-drama to pero, shet di ko na sasaktan ang damdamin ng iba muli. Salamat nalang at paalam inumin. Men, Later in life ka nalang muli. Sad. Nakaka iyak. Schizzo ang puta. Buti nalang tumawag ka, sa isang tonong maganda palang ng boses mo ako ay na okey. Muli.

I am about to discuss why non-human animals did not invent their own religions and why premarital sex is not an issue for animals… Really, that was joke. The study of animal courtship, sexual behavior, and sexuality (and primate sexuality especially) is a rapidly developing field. Complicated touches, vocalization and touching, intricate displays of beauty and fighting prowess, fear, aggression, all contribute to sexual behavior and courting in animals. Courtship is the collection of ritualized behaviors unique to each species that leads up to and enables animals to successfully mate [1]. Mating is the placement of sperm, the male sex cells, in the vicinity of eggs, the female sex cells. Animals utilize a mixture of methods to mate, all of which promote fertilization, or fusion of sperm and egg. Fertilization initiates development of a new organism, the beginning of the next generation. Fusion of sperm and egg, known as sexual reproduction, is the main means of reproduction on ea

Putang ina totoo ba ang buhay? At totoo bang puchang biatch na maloophet ito? Is real Life real? Is life Really life? Kung ganoon kelangan ko ng time machine. At kelangan ko ng blackhole. At kelangan kong palitan ang spelling nitong kelangan. Dapat kailangan. MUST. KAILANGAN. MUDDA PUCKER. Grand mader packer. Nasa about one third na ako ng progress bar ko papunta kay death scyther. O M G. W T F. L M A O. Para akong naglaro ng text twist at ayaw i accept nung laro yung word na P U R E S T ayaw kaya matapos nung round sa P U R E S T. Kasi dapat daw E R U P T S yung six-letter word. Yun yata ang sikreto para hindi ma-game-over sa text twist. THINK NEGATIVE. hayup o! talaga bang walang word na P U R E S T. . . ? > > > Dahil kung walang word na ganoon. K A I L A N G A N kong baguhin ang set of principles ko sa buhay. Parang laro. Shit. Debug me o great yonder! Tae kang buhay ka! I accept mo kasi ang mga pinag iiiiisip ko. Men ang hasel.

Initially, The Lord of the Sober Rings This aint a samurai tactic. Nyahahaha. Wolverine enters the scene after a week. Goodbye battousai. Pano ba ililigtas ng musikero ang isang prinsesa laban sa isang dragon? depende sa style ng music nya! Read on: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and ****s the princess. GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from he dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest. TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and ****s her....... easy and quick. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives i

Bloody hell. Hospitalization. Injury. 4th time. 1st = my birth. 2nd = when I was 5 years old, I got stitched because of a major wrestling injury that caused people to see the skeletons of my fingers. 3rd = uhuh, circumcision. 4th = the following Following: Fastbreak kasi nun at gusto kong tapalan yung hinahabol kong fumafastbreak. Boom. Mid-level air crash flight sixty-nine. Bam! Blag. Akala nila may nag slamdunk kasi umalog nang matindi yung tonelada-heavy na ring. Ayun pagbangon ka nag pa pakshet na yung mga tao. shet shet AYAW tumigil nung dugo! ako naman, bwahaha. hayaan niyo ako. This is punishment for all the sins that I've done. Taenang basketball yan! Akala mo nag boxing ako e sa nangyari sa mukha ko. And to think na faggish fag yung U.P. Cells fag na naka banggaan ko! Whatthuf! Pero ok yung laro. 100 percent field goal percentage ko. Got 12 points in all. My best game so far as a pointguard. Medyo ine enjoy ko pa rin itong mukha ko, haha kung si kenshin himura ay samurai

Nakakatuwang maging senseless! Howhowhowhow. fwahahaha. rwahaha. awahahaha. nwahaha. cwahahaha is is senseless... Or baka desensitized?!

Refreshing Expeereeyuns. May bago akong writing style na pinapauso. Magulo. Sana sa future ganito na ang ituro sa mga eskwela writings. Magulo. The sicnarf method of thinking and writing. Senseless. KEYWORDS sa post na ito: REFRESHING, FRESH-NESS, FRESH, FRESH AIR, REFRESHER, REFRESHED Yun, ano ba ang gusto kong sabihin? Noong umuwi ako sa Baguio, sobrang na refresh ako sa mga objectives at outlook ko sa buhay. Siguro malaki yung naging effect nung environment, specifically yung bahay namin sa Baguio. Sobrang ganda na ng "hangin" doon sa amin. Nag mature na nang matindi yung pamilya namin. Unang una sa lahat, si Ryan yung seventeen year old brother ko na pinakabata sa aming mga lalake - tatay na siya! Pangalawa, automatic to, granpa at granma na sina pops at mama. Pangatlo, yung bunso namin, si Ynna, siya nalang ang walang trabaho. Hehe high school palang siya e. Pang-apat, lahat kaming magkakapatid technically wala nang bata ("Bata" pala para sa akin ay yung

[has crapness compatibility to men] [makes it a point that she won't be dependent on boys] [a fan of the simpsons ever since] [has great advice on alcoholism and self-injury] [loves dogs, hates lizards] [thinks i am "pihikan"] Anagrams found using "Francis" Franc Is Francs I (?) Scarf In (?) Can Firs (for what?) Narc Ifs (yes, narcotics) Narcs If (puff. . . .narcotics yehes) Scan Fir (?) Cans Fir (?) Arc Fins (?) Car Fins (?) Cars Fin (?) Scar Fin (ito yung pinaka gusto ko) Arcs Fin ()

Your Love Song Is Wonderwall by Oasis "I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels The way I do about you now" You know what you want - but does that person want you? What Love Song Are You?

July 10. Mark this as the birth of my parents' first grandchild. NOTED.

Nung isang inuman dun lang ako nakakita ng ganito. Sobrang natuwa ako at nasiyahan kasi rare event siya. Mayroon isang babae na tinagayan ko ng shot. Itataga ko to sa utak ko, naka 6 partitions siya dun sa isang tagay! [hehe, less than 1 cm lang ang tagay usually sa granMatador]. Talagang binilang ko! Ngayon-ngayon ko lang naalala ulit. Usually wala na akong naalala pagkatapos ng inuman pero yun naalala ko talaga. At hanggang ngayon tumatawa pa rin ako sa saya at galak na naibigay sa akin nung eksenang yun. So kung tag-six na partitions sa granMatador shot at chaser yun bale twelve partitions lahat yun. Yun na yun. [garbahe on the loose]

is to a great extent more enjoyable than creating a blog post while on EXCESSIVE amount of alcohol. Before I crossed the threshold to my room, I killed a cockroach. the cockroach had this lightly cookeded look on its face. It was saying something like, damn you pawned me man. Hands down ta ya! I wish I could've just closed my eyes and went to make my maker quick, alas no, I had to live to tell the tale. So I tried to hold on to dear life and I tried to say to you that my brother cockaroaches will come back at you with saccharine revenge. In any case, I opened up a can of MaLing (meatloaf in vernacular) and read the latest message in my inbox. Nothing. I was wrong. There weren't any messages in my inbox. Absolute Zero. What events transpired this night? A big shoutout to UPLB COSS for 24th Anniversary!.Damn! Congratulations to us bros and sisses for all the amfufuness! (Takes a bite from the MaLing can). MaLing by the way is downright great even if uncooked. In my opinion, MaLin

nakuha ko lang sa http://www.pinoyunder.org/showthread.php?t=23267 special thanks to eggmate Cocaine.mp3 Morphine.mp3 Peyote.mp3 Sleeping Angel.mp3 I-Doser Scientists have been studying a concept known as binaural beats since the late 1800’s. Binaural beats are defined as a composition of two distinct tones that differ in frequencies by between one hertz and twenty hertz (a different tone in each ear, so headphones are required). When these tones are converted to electrical signals inside the brain, it is possible that the state of the listeners consciousness can be altered by the differing impulses. Many experiments of this nature have shown that listeners tend to become more relaxed by the test tracks of binaural beats, but some listeners reported strong changes in their consciousness. They compared the sensation to that of being on different kinds of drugs. Some even reported hallucinations. more Info: http://i-doser.com/faq.htm

When you meet a certain woman/girl - even if she has her circumstances - even if she is so error-prone? - You just can't leave her out in the open. Monstrous men shall eat her. She won't even notice she's being eaten, fenced upon, G-G-fied .

try niyo rin. kamayan sa palaisdaan sa bay. soya.

Sinong nakakaalam ng mga number na ito, 09062828142 and 09064957154

haha may naka lusot na zergalings. . .

/* *@param stuff * *@returns gives someone who umekoms and gumobas new neat skills. * The best of it is it tells him to stop when it's time to stop. */ private static SuperSaiyanPowers getSuperSaiyanPowers(WTFParameter stuff) extends UberString { try{ private String ironic = "Is on the day you were born, it becomes the day that you'd die." ; private String strange = "Is when you're reborn on the day that you were born. Strange right?"; private String happy = "Is a connotation for birthdays. The catch - it isn’t always happy. Sometimes it’s gotta be sad."; private String liwba = "In my case, it was just semi-ironic, semi-happy and purely strange. . . Dot dot dot. It was sad in a sense that you think that your birthday has got to be happy. But it's a day of evaluating your life, so naturally, you remember stuff - happy and sad stuff. So you are affected by those sad bytes of memory. It was

Ang aking unang kaarawan ay nakatakda sa araw ng Abril 29, 1987. Nang nagtanong ako sa aking mga magulang, una sa aking tatay na si Honorato, kung ano ang mga detalyadong pangyayari na naganap noong aking unang kaarawan, ang una niyang sinabi ay magtanong nalang ako sa aking nanay dahil hindi niya na maalala kung ano talaga ang nangyari. Pero tinanong ko rin ang aking tatay kung mayroon ba akong mga nakatagong mga litrato noong unang kaarawan ko. Ang sabi niya ay wala. Nang magtanong naman ako sa aking nanay, hindi rin maalala ng nanay ko ang mga nangyari noong araw na iyon. Marahil ay dahil sa 6 kaming mga magkakapatid ay nalimutan niya na talaga yung araw na yun. Nakakalungkot. Pero narinig ng aking nakatatandang kapatid na babae ang pagtatanong ko kay inay kaya't bigla siyang nagsabi na ang suot ko raw noon ay ang aking paboritong dilaw na "costume" na aso. Ayun! Naalala rin ng nanay ko kung ano nga ang nangyari noon. Masaya raw ang buong pamilya noong una kong k

April 28 and 29 - Villman Megamall May 5 and 6 - Villman Megamall May 12 and 13 - Villman Megamall May 19 and 20 - Villman Megamall May 26 - Hack You (Counterstrike Only, Branch to be announced) May 27 - Cyberteria (WC, SC and NFS Only, Branch to be announced) June 2 - Hack You (Counterstrike Only, Branch to be announced) June 3 - Cyberteria (WC, SC and NFS Only, Branch to be announced) June 9 and 10 - Villman Megamall (ACG Eliminations) June 16 and 17 - Cebu (venue to be announced) June 30 and July 1 - Cagayan De Oro (venue to be announced) July 13 to 15 - National Finals @ The Block, SM North EDSA Games to be played: CS 1.6 5v5 NFS Carbon 1v1 Starcraft: Brood War 1v1 Warcraft: The Frozen Throne 1v1 You call this madness! This is Sparta!

No, I wasn't smoking. It was a popsicle stick.

LIFE-GRAPH OF FRANCIS RAYMOND S. SANTOS MARCH 25, 2007 2003-50349 P.I. 100 SIR MATA BIRTH: DECLARATION OF MY LIFE’S VARIABLES Start. Let me just give you a recap of how I suddenly sprouted from mother earth.  edit : i removed my birth certificate That’s right! This is how our country identifies its people, through burnable, weak-materialed, drenchable, destroyable, decomposable paper that can easily be disintegrated, distorted, misused and can effortlessly be altered by simple chemical phenomena (Shift-F7). But through this document only can one be a bonafide member of his or her country. This is the only concrete proof that a person can present to any of the institutions here in the Philippines in order for that person to enjoy more of his or her country’s benefits. A person will h