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Low Budget Cosplay for my birthday

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Missus gave me a "Motorola Stream True Wireless Stereo Earbuds" for my birthday so I tried it. Looked myself in the mirror and it all made sense. I was thinking "This is like a geiger counter  or something". Upon wearing it, I instantly felt my power level go over 9000! How to become a Saiyan 101: - wear the right ear piece... - don't let a day pass by,  immediately after opening and testing the earbuds, lose the left ear piece in your wife's school's food fair !!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!  :(  :(  :( - don't lose your mind - manually remove your Rudy Project shades' right-side lens (left lens should be intact) - pose in front of a 2018 Travel Calendar (for an awesome DBZ hardcode battle scene) - strap your bike helmet and cap to your shoulders (not year head). This is guaranteed used as  durable battle armor by max level Saiyans  - shave your head thrice and keep the face stubbles. - do some push-ups to show those Nappa veins on