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Samsung Spica (2010- Nov 2011) - Broken LCD Due to Drinking and Biking. You will be remembered. Motorola XT535 (Nov 2012 - May 2013)- Drowned in a tidal wave machine in a resort. You will be remembered. Asus Padfone 2 (May 2013-June 2013)- Drowned in a resort in Pansol, Laguna.You will be remembered. Minsan na ngalang uminom nadisgrasya pa. Shet.

Equals "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender" I really thought it was "Lesbian, Gay, Bakla, Tomboy" though.

How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right yeah Oh baby baby I shouldn't have let you go hoooooo Haymas confess That may loneliness Is killing me naaaa aa haaaaaw Dont chu know I still believe That you will be here Here at my side HEAT me baby One more time By Britney SPURS Putangina naloloko nako dito. Worked 6AM to 8PM. Sleep til 12:30 Midnight sa couch sa office. Work 12:30 to 8AM. Blogged 10 mins. Worked 8AM to . . . . . . . .sawa

H owngkowng chwayla kumuzta ka  Sana safe ka at masaya As always, dito naman soya Kaso lang sa ngayon wala ka A ng poym na to ay para za iyow Sapagkat 3 years na tayow Sarap ng tuna pesto no? Parang pagiibigan natin, ma-quezow! K ung ako ay bacon ikaw ay honeycure Masyado kang byutipul creature! Pang model ang curvature, lika nga pa picture Para nakong asong ulol na naacupuncture. U uuuuuu a lifetime isnt enough to love you No problem kahit yung kumakanta may kuto! Lately na stuck sa isip ko yung tono Eto babe maganda patugtugin mo  ♥ ❤ ❥ N ong gusto mo aking future misis Chibog tayo ng itlog na pula at kamatis Sa iisang bahay tayo'y mangtsinelas ng ipis! At araw araw lang mag bubungisngis     A no ang ating sunod na pagtr tripan Lakbay tayo kahit san man kahit lampas Never Never Lan Lilipad tayo mala-Pedro Penduko este Peter Pan Hawak lang sa kamay ko di kita iiwan!   PEDRO PENDUKO  M asaya lang...

Wasn't that cheesy, wasn't that gory. Reverse zombie story line was awesome and the brain eating experience, was a great concept. After watching it, and sleeping and waking up, noticed my dreams were kind of joyful

Ok ka Magalie. Ok ka. Soya.

"I think the downside these days is thinking I can do all this on my own. Yes you can do this on your own, but you'll be a much happier human being, to do it with other human beings, and I can guarantee you that." "Feel is just a part of who you are, it just comes from where you, where you're coming from."

http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/19sjfo/this_inspired_me_and_i_bet_it_will_inspire_you/c8qzryg?context=1 [–] viCex2   1105 points   23 days  ago Mr. Schwarzenegger, I don't know if you will read this, much less respond to it, but I have been such a huge fan of yours for a very long time. I admire everything about you and I am getting goosebumps right now just thinking you might see this and take a second to respond to me. I am nearing my mid-20s and I work at a very prestigious financial firm. However, I know my heart is not in it and that I am just here wasting my life and time away in hopes of discovering a passion I can pursue and one day make my own business or something and be successful like you. I am scared to leave this job because it has an amazing money potential in income and it is one of the biggest firms in the world, and the prestige is a plus. If I left I know a lot of people I know will probably laugh at me and at my dreams of bein...

ARGO Fuck yourself! Cool story bro.

Holy fucking shit. This movie...... "Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy, 'cause if that little kid likes me, how bad can i be..." T_T QQ Shit. Made me think how I got in Computer Science in the first place. GAMES. But , shit, i'm in in BANKING and shit now. I suddenly hate what I'm doing, can I go back in time and just play, be creative, have fun, game, game, and game?

Holy shit, Sobrang ganda pala nitong film nato. Very underrated! Na good vibes isip ko rito, sarap. Drinking Tanduay Mojito while watching.

Ngayon lang talaga ako nagka libreng oras para i celebrate ang pasko. Shet. Had to work Dec 24-26 . Noticed almost everyone's using # hashtags in their facebook posts. Ugh Anyway,  ‎"I have got a running stream of love you see. So no matter what stages, they put us through, we'll never be blue"

(*&@#(*$ mong laundry shop ka, wala akong medyas ngayong linggo?! ()@#*$)@(#$*#@)($*#@)($*z)(*@#$&*(&)_I@#$)@#$)@$&@)&$*(&*(&)(*)($*%()* putangina nawalang mga damit yan putangina

TENENENENENE NENT I KNOW THAT I WOULD. TENENENENENE NENT http://youtu.be/SzlpTRNIAvc Mountain-biked FORT to KALAYAAN. Then attempted to bike the flyover from KALAYAAN to BUENDIA. FOR THE FUCKING WIN FTFW FTFW. Salamat sa binigay sakin ni Kay na Mom & Tina's Empanada na punung puno ng queso at bacon sa loob. Putangina ang sarap non stuffed na stuffed sa loob di tulad ng ibang empanada. Napa errrrmmyygawd like a valley girl ako. Ito'y nagbigay lakas para tahakin ang mga flyover ng EDSA. Best of all, di na kelangan ng nicotine patch. Smoke all you want putanginang EDSA!. TANGINA ! I feel really STUPID and at the same time i feel IMMORTAL right now. The hell. pero putangina kahit anong mahirap gawin kaya yan basta gagawin mo, wag mo na isipin. Kaya lahat tayo, GAWIN LANG NATIN! WAG NA MAG ISIP! Be stupid and let the failures fail you. Pero maging kalkuladong tanga ka rin, wag tanga lang. :-) Pero eto ang tandaan mo, pag naging successful ka kasi ginawa mo, putangina ...

Magrelax. Maginom Kumain. Magnomnom Magdrums. Magmetrognome MagDoTA = Magfarm ng gnomes Mag icecream= Magnom Harhar

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MODERN FAMILY Episode 4 -- ending. Pinaka nakakatawang ending ng palabas na napanood ko for a long long time. The stars are falling from the sky And you’re the reason why The moon is shining on your face And I finally found its place Cuz maybe baby I just wanna do you, do you Do you wanna do me, do me? Underneath the moonlight, moonlight tonight And now we’re hiding in my car I let you see my scars Escape the dark for just one night Your heart makes me explode with light Chorus Baby maybe Maybe I will steal you, steal you Just so I can feel u, feel u Maybe that will heal you, heal you On the inside Underneath the willow tree Wearing nothing else but me

You could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind Instead of slamming down the phone girl, for the hundredth time I got your number on my wall, but I ain't gonna make that call When divided we stand baby, united we fall Got the time got a chance gonna make it Got my hands on your heart gonna take it All I know I can't fight this flame You could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind Cause I'm crazy 'bout you baby, time after time Without you One night alone Is like a year without you baby Do you have a heart of stone Without you Can't stop the hurt inside When love and hate collide I don't wanna fight no more, I don't know what we're fighting for When we treat each other baby, like an act of war I could tell a million lies and it would come as no surprise When the truth is like a stranger, hits you right between the eyes There's a time and a place and a reason And I know I got a love to believe in All I know got...

10 Fun Things I Can Do with a new Lenovo Laptop 1. With a new lenovo laptop, I can travel to other places in the universe, with just one button. 2. My new Lenovo laptop's radiation causes my body to become immortal. 3. My Lenovo laptop will also be able to let me travel through time when I connect it to my watch. 4. I can transfer all information in my brain to my laptop's hard disk with a new Lenovo Laptop. 5. My new Lenovo laptop can actually create signals to contact extra terrestrial life forms. 6. When I attach my Lenovo laptop to my car, I can drive faster than the speed of light. 7. I can use my new Lenovo laptop to chat with my loved ones who have passed away. 8. My new Lenovo laptop also has a special button to trigger World Peace. 9. I can actually program how many hours of sleep I want in 1 day, with the new Lenovo laptop. 10. I can use my new Lenovo laptop's webcam to video chat with the Lord. This is my official entry to the Lenovo-YugaTech Laptop Giveaway cont...