Milton

Kay: Bili na tayo nung Milton sanitiser para mabilis malinis yung baby bottles

Francis: Knock knock

Kay: Who's there

Francis: Milton

Kay: Milton who?

Francis: "Alexander a milton
My name is Alexander a milton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait..."

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