Canned Thoughts

is to a great extent more enjoyable than creating a blog post while on EXCESSIVE amount of alcohol. Before I crossed the threshold to my room, I killed a cockroach. the cockroach had this lightly cookeded look on its face. It was saying something like, damn you pawned me man. Hands down ta ya! I wish I could've just closed my eyes and went to make my maker quick, alas no, I had to live to tell the tale. So I tried to hold on to dear life and I tried to say to you that my brother cockaroaches will come back at you with saccharine revenge. In any case, I opened up a can of MaLing (meatloaf in vernacular) and read the latest message in my inbox. Nothing. I was wrong. There weren't any messages in my inbox. Absolute Zero. What events transpired this night? A big shoutout to UPLB COSS for 24th Anniversary!.Damn! Congratulations to us bros and sisses for all the amfufuness! (Takes a bite from the MaLing can). MaLing by the way is downright great even if uncooked. In my opinion, MaLin...

nakuha ko lang sa http://www.pinoyunder.org/showthread.php?t=23267 special thanks to eggmate Cocaine.mp3 Morphine.mp3 Peyote.mp3 Sleeping Angel.mp3 I-Doser Scientists have been studying a concept known as binaural beats since the late 1800’s. Binaural beats are defined as a composition of two distinct tones that differ in frequencies by between one hertz and twenty hertz (a different tone in each ear, so headphones are required). When these tones are converted to electrical signals inside the brain, it is possible that the state of the listeners consciousness can be altered by the differing impulses. Many experiments of this nature have shown that listeners tend to become more relaxed by the test tracks of binaural beats, but some listeners reported strong changes in their consciousness. They compared the sensation to that of being on different kinds of drugs. Some even reported hallucinations. more Info: http://i-doser.com/faq.htm

When you meet a certain woman/girl - even if she has her circumstances - even if she is so error-prone? - You just can't leave her out in the open. Monstrous men shall eat her. She won't even notice she's being eaten, fenced upon, G-G-fied .

try niyo rin. kamayan sa palaisdaan sa bay. soya.

Sinong nakakaalam ng mga number na ito, 09062828142 and 09064957154

haha may naka lusot na zergalings. . .

/* *@param stuff * *@returns gives someone who umekoms and gumobas new neat skills. * The best of it is it tells him to stop when it's time to stop. */ private static SuperSaiyanPowers getSuperSaiyanPowers(WTFParameter stuff) extends UberString { try{ private String ironic = "Is on the day you were born, it becomes the day that you'd die." ; private String strange = "Is when you're reborn on the day that you were born. Strange right?"; private String happy = "Is a connotation for birthdays. The catch - it isn’t always happy. Sometimes it’s gotta be sad."; private String liwba = "In my case, it was just semi-ironic, semi-happy and purely strange. . . Dot dot dot. It was sad in a sense that you think that your birthday has got to be happy. But it's a day of evaluating your life, so naturally, you remember stuff - happy and sad stuff. So you are affected by those sad bytes of memory. It was...

Ang aking unang kaarawan ay nakatakda sa araw ng Abril 29, 1987. Nang nagtanong ako sa aking mga magulang, una sa aking tatay na si Honorato, kung ano ang mga detalyadong pangyayari na naganap noong aking unang kaarawan, ang una niyang sinabi ay magtanong nalang ako sa aking nanay dahil hindi niya na maalala kung ano talaga ang nangyari. Pero tinanong ko rin ang aking tatay kung mayroon ba akong mga nakatagong mga litrato noong unang kaarawan ko. Ang sabi niya ay wala. Nang magtanong naman ako sa aking nanay, hindi rin maalala ng nanay ko ang mga nangyari noong araw na iyon. Marahil ay dahil sa 6 kaming mga magkakapatid ay nalimutan niya na talaga yung araw na yun. Nakakalungkot. Pero narinig ng aking nakatatandang kapatid na babae ang pagtatanong ko kay inay kaya't bigla siyang nagsabi na ang suot ko raw noon ay ang aking paboritong dilaw na "costume" na aso. Ayun! Naalala rin ng nanay ko kung ano nga ang nangyari noon. Masaya raw ang buong pamilya noong una kong k...

April 28 and 29 - Villman Megamall May 5 and 6 - Villman Megamall May 12 and 13 - Villman Megamall May 19 and 20 - Villman Megamall May 26 - Hack You (Counterstrike Only, Branch to be announced) May 27 - Cyberteria (WC, SC and NFS Only, Branch to be announced) June 2 - Hack You (Counterstrike Only, Branch to be announced) June 3 - Cyberteria (WC, SC and NFS Only, Branch to be announced) June 9 and 10 - Villman Megamall (ACG Eliminations) June 16 and 17 - Cebu (venue to be announced) June 30 and July 1 - Cagayan De Oro (venue to be announced) July 13 to 15 - National Finals @ The Block, SM North EDSA Games to be played: CS 1.6 5v5 NFS Carbon 1v1 Starcraft: Brood War 1v1 Warcraft: The Frozen Throne 1v1 You call this madness! This is Sparta!

No, I wasn't smoking. It was a popsicle stick.

LIFE-GRAPH OF FRANCIS RAYMOND S. SANTOS MARCH 25, 2007 2003-50349 P.I. 100 SIR MATA BIRTH: DECLARATION OF MY LIFE’S VARIABLES Start. Let me just give you a recap of how I suddenly sprouted from mother earth.  edit : i removed my birth certificate That’s right! This is how our country identifies its people, through burnable, weak-materialed, drenchable, destroyable, decomposable paper that can easily be disintegrated, distorted, misused and can effortlessly be altered by simple chemical phenomena (Shift-F7). But through this document only can one be a bonafide member of his or her country. This is the only concrete proof that a person can present to any of the institutions here in the Philippines in order for that person to enjoy more of his or her country’s benefits. A person wi...

This is a story about four people named Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do the job. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody would not do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. - The Facts of Life by Some Person.

Muntik nang tumalon mula sa 2nd Floor ng Men's Residence Hall ang pag-ibig. I got another chance to be with her. That night was the 'night' mohn. Tunay na sana to. Ako lang naman ang di makagalaw e. Buti pa siya, mukhang handang tumalon. Anyway February na. Sum up ko lang mga nangyari sakin ngayon kahit di pa tapos ang Feb Fair. The month of February is too fuckin' sick. Full of shit. Amfness. Ang kulit nung term eh. Amf palang bading na bading na eh. Pero yung amfness. Haha Ituro niyo yung term na yun sa mga baliw! Patay tayo sa February. 1. Finals ni Collen Powel. Ang ultra chic ng U.P. Jammers' Club ngayon. 2. Preparations for POUND for POUND XII. By the way I'm this year's U.P. Jammers' Club's Publicity Committee Head or P.R.O. Ano ba nangyari? Ayun naka libre kami ng 40 copies of 11X17 na colored teasers! This is my best teaser by the way. Kami nina Epaeng at Step ang gumawa niyan! Masarap pala maglakad lakad sa IRRI gate. Ang kulit nung rice gr...

It's been a (long long) while since I last cried man. Shit ang sarap ng feeling. Usually dinadaan ko lang sa tawa lahat ng what the fuck sa buhay tsaka kahit anong nangyayari. Mas nakakaramdam na uli ako. This is bad. Andaming iniisip, andaming unconsciously na nadadamay na tao. Pero ok din siguro, kasi di nako bato. Tangina di ba? Dumadaloy na uli ang dugo sa katawan ko. What? Something is really happening to me these past few weeks and I really like to know what my problem is. Kasi hannggang ngayon hindi ko pa rin alam ang mga pumapasok sa isip ko. Pero ang alam ko lang problema to. It all boils down to one thing. Ang dami kong gusting gawin. Meron naman akong oras para gawin, pero hindi ko ginagawa. Motha! Ang dami talagang pwedeng magawa. Unang-una sa lahat mag SP! January pa yung huling time na nabigyan ko ng oras ang SP ko. Andaming pwedeng magawa, ang hindi mag post sa blog. Pwedeng manligaw, magpractice drums at manood ng drum vids, work kahit konti, maglaro, matulog kahit ...

Man, nagbabago nanaman tong panahon. Teka ang purpose lang ng post na ito ay para ma keep track ko ang progess ko. huwag niyo na itong pansinin. 1. 10% accomplished sa SP Done implementing training data for steganographic images Done modifications for module sa anchor tags ng web crawler Not yet done on Support Vector Machine Implementation and Not yet done on Linear Discriminant Analysis Module 2. 0% sa lovelife 1st gimmick with them: Doon ako tinamaan ng kidlat ng kuryente. Tapos nagbakasyon: text. Treatment is still 'the kuya'. New year came: text. Pasukan: di ko siya naturuan personally. 1st Lunch with them: brought the peanut brittle. may pasok siya sa math 2nd meeting: sa Physci, tinakbuhan kami sa gitna ng ulan. technically 3rd meeting: Body meeting sana, pero alaws ako nasa isang meeting ako (Jammers') 3rd meeting: Sundo sila sa mens for caloy's celebration. konting kuwentuhan kasi jinalaws at lasheng na ang mg...

man. wala akong binagsak. akalain mo. Unboribaboru ya!!!

puta. I shall eat your bandwidth. I'll eat it with these images.

They say humans are more visual than they are auditory, maybe what I really need are read-only materials in order for me to understand perfectly what my instructors are trying to teach. Shit I expect to be on a probationary status this coming semester. I really blew it this time. My study habits (if such exist) aren't working now that I have more difficult and time consuming subjects. WTF. I am going to graduate one sem late because of shit that's going on with me. tsk tsk. Oh well, S.H. Shit Happens. G.G!! My last exam is on monday oct. 30, well assuming I have no removal exams. wala nanaman akong magawa. pwede naman akong mag-revise ng SP Proposal ko pero nakakatamad na talaga tong sem nato. I really miss Baguio, plus I have to go back there because there's a lot of pc tweaking to do. After a week, I have to return to LB because of some gig stuff coming up. Demmit wala nang oras para magprepare. Next sem is going to be pretty darn hard. Di pa ako makapag girlfriend. o...

I think I can create a better face recognition system than myHeritage.com..