Canned Thoughts

Eksena sa naka-meguro river. Sakura spotting. K:Ayun o may wine at strawberry din sa isa, mas marami pang quantity F:onga onga, ang konti ng nung nabili natin kanina. Ang konti ng KONTI-TY eh!

Ehh sang lugar sa Tokyo tumatambay mga teacher? Saan? Edi sa nakamehguro

Me: Paano ba maging on point ang kilay? Francis: Lagyan mo ng dot

2019 Mar 29 Kay (pregnant) went for a foot massage today. Kay: Sakit talaga ng thigh ko. Francis: Eh kasi nag Thai massage ka eh. Kaya masakit yang thigh mo.

11 MAY 2018 Dream Bus ride with Kay and Drew We were initially at the front of the bus, when all people started to board off 1 by 1 , we then moved to the back of the bus Mountains like Peru similar to that Chef's Table episode in Peru White sakura mountain with colorful houses Colorful houses - but somewhat like Baguio where the houses are grouped together Aurora Borealis - esque colors around the place I said "kirei desu ne" It was in Chiba , Japan when I looked at Google maps May mag-ama na may DSLR na gusto magpa-picture so we offered to help Pictures pictures ah . . . Eventually a pila / line with 5 people for taking pictures sa beautiful sight Not too crowded. Sakto lang Alarm clock!!! Friday na wuuhoo! #jollywalker #inmydreams

Missus gave me a "Motorola Stream True Wireless Stereo Earbuds" for my birthday so I tried it. Looked myself in the mirror and it all made sense. I was thinking "This is like a geiger counter  or something". Upon wearing it, I instantly felt my power level go over 9000! How to become a Saiyan 101: - wear the right ear piece... - don't let a day pass by,  immediately after opening and testing the earbuds, lose the left ear piece in your wife's school's food fair !!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!  :(  :(  :( - don't lose your mind - manually remove your Rudy Project shades' right-side lens (left lens should be intact) - pose in front of a 2018 Travel Calendar (for an awesome DBZ hardcode battle scene) - strap your bike helmet and cap to your shoulders (not year head). This is guaranteed used as  durable battle armor by max level Saiyans  - shave your head thrice and keep the face stubbles. - do some push-ups to show those Nappa veins on ...

Apologies for the incorrect grammar, this was written immediately after I woke up. One night, some female Japanese called me to apply to their company (middle of the night). I was half asleep but was trying to answer: "I want to apply". There were a lot of silent moments because I was sleeping but trying to answer and she was asking a lot of questions. Then she said "Welcome to our company" which was weird bec the face to face interview and technical exam wasn't done. Then I quit my work. Applied to the company as Q.A. 4 months training. For the interview, I was late and dumirecho ako sa conference room instead of the HR reception to find the H.R named Connie. The interview was ready for me with free oatmeal/muesli and a Jack Daniel's shot but I didn't get to eat the welcome food/drinks. Tried to search for the HR but some people said she went to Makati to stamp some papers. Interview got cancelled then I tried to search for the oatmeal/muesli becau...

(Nooooong panahon. High-school seatmates pa lang tayo, pa exchange-exchange cassette tapes lang. Who would have thought , ngayon eh pa exchange-exchange Vows na tayo. ☺ From what I recall nag aasaran lang tayo noon tungkol sa pabango mong "Groovy". Mas matangkad pa ako sayo nun. Tapos nakita kita nung college 1 tym sa UP mas matangkad ka na sakin! Para ka nang si America's Next Top Model. Naging mga tambay tayo sa beach. Then our story happened. ) Sa wakas! Ex girlfriend na kita. Wifey na kita. Ang bilis nga naman ng panahon. Out of all my weirdest, wildest and epic dreams, today is the sweetest, happiest na panaginip na nagkatotoo! Para akong nananalo sa Lotto at Sweepstakes. Ako na ang pinaka suwerte! Dahil andito ka ngayon kasama ko  I promise there will be no final episode in our Rom Com chic flick reality TV series. I promise there won't be any farewell concert from me. Wala naman talaga kasi akong gigs. I promise hindi kita pagdadamutan ng food, and hugs and...

Wildfire Meteor strikes Stone Rain View of veranda in Baguio Jumping around Abductions Sunsets Earthquakes Superpowers Honeymoon in SG using spiderman's city-roaming technique

Epic panaginip Surfed, survived random gigantic tidal waves in NY Global warming disaster Many were lost Lots of shouting "INCOMING!" Saved lives, rammed some doors and gates to get more doors para sampahan New York or maybe Singapore setting Some had dive equipment Going down skyscrapers, elevator shafts I only had medyas, earphones, road bike, adidas bag Rest periods, akala safe na, but no View of mountains becoming hills High school and college friends and foes were there, some developers at work as well COSS org house on top of a highrise apartment Misys inuman in a bar on top of the mountain Frozen summits Road bike to go up the Baguio catherdral steps (madaling araw) Talent show in a DL Umali kind of hall Tidal waves, tidal waves, Twin waves, down and up! -> Longest moment ala Inside Out (take her to the moon) Climbed walls without ladders Lord of the rings environments No ending. Kay's ALARM fired off

Untog at Uttog

That Microsoft Paint tho

Noooooooong unahang panahon, nasira ang plane na sinasakyan ko at nag crash landing sa dagat. Crash landing nga eh tapos dagat?! ! Napadpad ako sa isang lost island na punung puno ng mababangis na hayop, insekto at poisonous na halaman. Oo venus fl ytrap na malaki at mga dinosaur mga t-rex ganon. . . Habang nagtatampisaw ako sa batis, at naghahanap ng kapwa tao na makakaligtas sakin, nakagat ako ng ahas na may kamandag - isang sea snake este, batis snake. ewan basta ahas sa batis. Pinilit kong labanan ang kamandag ngunit tuluyan akong nanghina, ni try kong alalahanin lahat ng masayang ala ala sa buhay ko - dahil don nakatulog ako, at akala ko tuluyan nakong matutulog habangbuhay at di na magigising pa! Aba swerte, nagising pako! Pag gising ko may isang babae, pagka ganda ganda. Akala ko panaginip lang ang lahat . Ngunit hindi, totoong buhay pa nga ako. At swerte may chic pa sa lost island! Panalo! Sino ba itong babaeng ito? Tila isang diwata / anghel sa harap ng aking mga mata. Basta n...

Just.... WOW Legendary. I thought Whiplash was a great movie but this one's even better.

PART 1 May mga smartphone na : 1. tulad ng what-a-ShameSung Galaxy na nahuhulog at nawawasak sa isang bagsakan lamang - ok kasalanan ko to lasing ako nung nag bike ako pauwi galing kela Shabbs. Tsaka ganun talaga bata pa ako non. Marami pa akong dapat matutunan non. Ok lang di talaga tayo meant to be. 2. tulad ng Motor-fu**er-ola Defy Plus na nalulunod sa tidal wave machine sa summer company outing. Tama ang pangalan mong Defy ka nga talaga k***na mo, ni-defy mo ang tiwala ko sayo na water proof ka! Bwiset na youtube reviews yan! Kung di ka lang sexy e para kasing maserati ang balat mo. Kinis mo! **** ka! Sana di na kita nilandi at di na tayo nag tampisaw sa tidal wave pool. 3. tulad ng AySUS! Padfone 2 na na-drowning pool din - inosenteng exotic na cellphone na nag sayonara astalavista baby japayuki sa swimming pool kasi may binulong ako sa isang nakainom na babae na nagngangalang ------- habang kasama kita. Di ko na talaga maalala kung ano yung binulong ko sa kanya non para ma...

Holy pak shet. This movie is so goooooooooooood I don't know if it's because of the Hoegarden I drank while watching this, Or the movie is just that good. 196/169 would bang  Better than Captain America

I was in Singapore - in a backper kind of place. Kay and I were waiting for people to finish using the comfort room so we could bathe/cleanup. Went to a place called "The Ordinary Bar". Forgot something and decided to go back to the backpacker kind of place. Kay said to meetup in some mall after. Literally jumped from the bar toward a bus (in one big jump). Bus was Korean though. Was already inside the bus when I realized I had no pocket money for the bus ticket. Too late the bus was already going for the next stop. Saw a local SG lady who had some money but didn't ask her for help. Decided to go down from the bus on the next stop. Thought "OK lang di ako mahuhuli". The bus conductor suddenly grabbed the neck part of my shirt. Saying something in Singaporean. Went off the bus almost crying while apologizing and showing him all my pockets were empty. Had no phone to call / sms Kay. Bus konduktor lectured on and on that I should have a career instead of doing what...

The feels yoooooow. from Begin Again (2013) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sduYNx92_go

Harcor pre. harkor!

Gurren Lagann "The show that turns boys into men" Great sound track Love stories a gazillion times better than Twilight Can make you high even without ... Love, Rock and Peace Evolution, Hope and Human Nature So cool... so cool...